Saturday, January 20, 2007

ALL BUNNY KILLERS MUST BE NUKED AND HAVE THEIR NUKES TAKEN AWAY, PART 35

GIANT BUNNY #2!news of the beautiful giant german INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGELS is so last year, i know, BUT SELLING THEM TO NORTH KOREA iIN ORDER TO HELP ALLEVIATE FOOD SHORTAGES IS COMPLETELEY OUT OF THE QUESTION! the 12 angels that breeder karl szmolinsky has already sent over to north korea are living 'in a petting zoo for now.' THEY MUST BE SAVED! who does that bastard think he is, selling the fruits of my loins like this?! i mean, i understand people are starving there and shit, but isn't there a better way to deal with it? can't these wondrous, unique animals be celebrated for their bunny love instead of savagely consumed for their bunny flesh? THIS CANNOT BE THEIR CALLING IN LIFE!

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