ALL GAY BUNNY LOVERS MUST BE FANTASIZED ABOUT, PART 25

just in time for the oscars tomorrow, my editor alerted me to the new angry alien rendition of 'brokeback mountain' FEATURING GAY INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGELS!!! AAAHHHH!!! OMG YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO ME TO SEE TWO GAY BUNNY ANGELS GETTING IT THE FUCK ON WITH EACH OTHER UH! MUH!! FUCKING!!! GAWD!!!! sadly, the 'jack twist? jack NASTY!' line has been omitted and the tragic ending is (of course) still intact, BUT WHO CARES WHEN IT DEPICTS MEMBERS OF BUNNYKIND FUCKING LIKE BUNNIES! hiiiii! you know, i'm honestly a little bit scared that that shit isn't gonna win tomorrow night. i mean, 'crash' has totally been gaining all this quiet, deadly momentum in the industry these past couple of weeks... even oprah wants it to win and shit! like, isn't that kinda scary? HELLEAUX THE GAYS MUST WIN!