ALL BUNNIES BORN WITHOUT EARS ARE STILL BUNNIES NONETHELESS, PART 56

many many caring people alerted me to the horror story of earless german INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGEL til and the SHIT-ASS CAMERAMAN who KILLED HIM BY STEPPING ON HIM 'BY ACCIDENT'! OMFG WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?!?! that fucking idiot 'person' needs to be jailed for LIFE or some shit! til should not be murdered in vain... i truly think this should be the last straw and that ALL OF BUNNYKIND SHOULD FINALLY RISE UP and protest this unjust oppression ONCE AND FOR ALL!! OCCUPY EASTER! JESUS WILL HAVE NOTHING ON THE RESURRECTION OF BUNNYKIND!!!!!!!

i liked one of them in dat bernard sumner/hot chip converse sell-out track from like 2 years ago

the first few months of a year are always dead as shit when it comes to new music, but then suddenly something xxx-plodes in your face and makes you all happy again! for me dis year dat xxx-plosion has come from da furry and fun uk house duo the 2 bears. at first i was confused and turned off by their janky music videos with those janky bear outfits (and i'm all for furries and everything), but then i just listened to that shit without watching it and that made me fall for it all. it's fun and fey and stupid and its sole purpose is to make you dance. which it does. how in da hell are two str8 bears making better gay house music than any two gay bears are right now?

best of 2012

last updated: 3/6

songs
1) the 2 bears - 'be strong'
2) santigold - 'big mouth'
3) róisín murphy & david morales - 'golden era'

albums
1) God - 'mdna'
2) the 2 bears - 'be strong'

remixes
1) God - 'give me all your luvin'' (oliver twizt remix)
2) katy perry - 'part of me' (jacques lu cont's thin white duke mix)
3) miike snow - 'paddling out' (jacques lu cont remix)
4) ladyhawke - 'black white & blue' (treasure fingers remix)

music videos
1) coldplay - 'charlie brown'
2) the shoes - 'time to dance'

retro tunes
1) sbtrkt feat. roses gabor - 'pharoahs'

films

tv shows
1) 'rupaul's drag race: untucked!'
2) 'rupaul's drag race'
3) 'the walking dead'

live events

God photo of the week

why is She doing this to us?

pop culcha math, lesson 17

- cate

+ kate =

ALL BUNNY-THEMED XMAS MOVIES MUST BE GIFTED TO ALL YOU KNOW, PART 55

this year is indeed the year of the INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGEL cuz later this year a cinematic masterpiece called 'THE CHRISTMAS BUNNY' is going to xxx-plode over us all!!!! OMFGGG YAYAYAYAYYAY!!!! starring a eyebrow-less (?!) florence henderson (?!?!) as 'the bunny lady' (?!?!?!?!!?!?) this already-award-winning drama is certain to sweep the oscars this year (sorry, God) OR ELSE ALL OF BUNNYKIND SHALL DESTROY THE ACADEMY! TRUST ME DAT DEY SHALL!!!! amazing that director/producer tom seidman has focused on the current trials and tribulations of my bunny angels as the primary plot point for what will no doubt be his artistic zenith. if i were a filmmaker, i would have done the exact same thing. THIS IS A MUST SEE FOR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

ALL COMPANIES THAT PROMOTE BUNNY VIOLENCE MUST BE BANNED, PART 54

please do NOT use h&r block to do your taxes EVER AGAIN because they have released this HORRID commercial into the world that promotes violence towards INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGELS!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!!!! i don't care that it's a fake giant pink bunny and that the commercial is basically saying that it is ineffective to use them to knock down buildings and everything... I CARE THAT THEY ARE DISPLAYING THE ACT OF SLAMMING ANGELS INTO WALLS AND I HATE IT. now, basically, because of this commercial, the children of the world are gonna think this is an okay thing to do and before you know it they'll be grabbing ANGELS by the ears and throwing them around and not give a shit!! WHY IN DA HELL WOULD ANY COMPANY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND PROMOTE THIS SORT OF ACT?!!?

ALL YEARS O' DA BUNNY MUST BE WORSHIPPED EXTRA HARD & LONG, PART 53

y'all had best get your shit together cuz chinese new year this year is the year of the INNOCENT BABY BUNNY ANGEL!!!!!!!!!! OMFGGGGGGGWTFBBQ!!!! let us hope and pray that bunnykind thrives and blesses us all starting tomorrow with good luck and hope and peace and love. it is ultimately they who rule the universe and all of humankind, ya know, so y'all best pray and be nice humans. even though they are my babies that sprout from my loins on a daily basis, there is no controlling their power. DO NOT EAT THEM OR THROW THEM INTO FIELDS AFTER BUYING THEM FOR YOUR DUMB CHILDREN WHO CANNOT DEAL WITH THEIR POWER ANYMORE. and when BUNNY DAY rolls around in april you'd best fucking believe that we're all going to die since it'll be a BUNNY-ON-BUNNY-ON-BUNNY XXX-PLOSION!!

best of 2011

last updated: 12/31

songs
1) wolfram feat. paul parker - 'out of control'
2-3) penguin prison - 'in the way'/'pinocchio'
4) beyoncé - 'end of time'
5) britney - 'till the world ends'
6) the drums - 'i need a doctor'
7) r.e.m. - 'überlin'
8) designer drugs feat. annie - 'crazy for you'
9) teddybears feat. robyn - 'cardiac arrest'
10) theophilus london - 'i stand alone'

albums
1) penguin prison - 'penguin prison'
2) hercules & love affair - 'blue songs'
3) wolfram - 'wolfram'
4) holy ghost! - 'holy ghost!'
5) the drums - 'portamento'
6) yelle - 'safari disco club'
7) r.e.m. - 'collapse into now'
8) sophie ellis-bextor - 'make a scene'
9) lindsey buckingham - 'seeds we sow'
10) azari & iii - 'azari & iii'

remixes
1) u2 - 'even better than the real thing' (jacques lu cont mix)
2) Jesus - 'on a night like this' (les folies tour studio mix)
3) chromeo feat. solange knowles - 'when the night falls' (hercules & love affair remix)
4) chromeo feat. elly jackson - 'hot mess' (duck sauce remix)
5) darren hayes - 'talk talk talk' (penguin prison remix)
6) ray & anita - 'nothing 2 lose' (chew fu unlimited fix radio remix edit)
7) eli escobar feat. nomi ruiz - 'desire' (eli's re-work)
8) adele - 'rolling in the deep' (downtown london remix)
9) lady gaga - 'judas' (röyksopp's european imbecile mix)

music videos
1) hercules & love affair - 'my house'
2) beth ditto - 'i wrote the book'
3) r.e.m. - 'we all go back to where we belong' (kirsten version)
4) housse de racket - 'chateau '
5) holy ghost! - 'wait & see'
6) beyoncé - 'countdown'
7) rihanna feat. calvin harris - 'we found love'
8) yelle - 'safari disco club'
9) adele - 'someone like you'
10) leona lewis / avicii - 'collide'

retro tunes
1) david morales & the bad yard club - 'gimme luv' (the jackie 60 lp experience)
2) faithless - 'feel me'
3) fleetwood mac - 'isn't it midnight'
4) marteria - 'zum glück in die zukunft' album
5) wir sind helden - 'bring mich nach hause' album
6) róisín murphy - 'off & on'
7) judy garland - 'judy at carnegie hall' album
8) the three degrees - 'when will i see you again'
9) lindsey buckingham - 'time precious time'
10) holy ghost! - 'i will come back' (drop the lime remix)

films
1) 'piña'
2) 'w.e.e!'
3) 'the skin i die in'
4) 'wochenende'
5) 'the pee of life'
6) 'melon cholera'
7) 'from the sky up'
8) 'william cunningham new york'
9) 'bridesmen'
10) 'noon in paris'

tv shows
1) 'rupaul's drag race: untucked!'
2) 'the real housewives of beverly hills'
3) 'it's always sunny in philadelphia'
4) 'archer'
5) 'real world xxv: las vegas'
6) 'real world xxvi: san diego'
7) 'the challenge: rivals'
8) 'big brother 13'
9) 'watch what happens live'
10) 'funny or die's billy on the street'

live events
1) katy perry @ echo arena, liverpool - (3/27)
2) u2, lenny kravitz & moonalice @ o.co coliseum, oakland - (7/06)
3) Jesus @ bill graham civic auditorium, san francisco - (5/21)
4) zoot woman @ rickshaw stop, san francisco - (8/11)
5) penguin prison @ rickshaw stop, san francisco - (11/17)
6) the drums & io echo @ the independent, san francisco - (10/14)
7) holy ghost!, jessica 6 & eli escobar @ slim's, san francisco - (11/10)
8) liam finn & marques toliver @ the independent, san francisco - (10/4)
9) wolfram @ honey soundsystem @ the holy cow, san francisco - (11/20)
10) charlie sheen @ nob hill masonic center, san francisco - (4/30)

God steven klein photo OF ALL TIME (a.k.a. ALL BUNNY/gOD FUSIONS MUST BE AT LONG LAST ENSHRINED HERE, PART 52)

God music video cameo appearance OF ALL TIME (a.k.a. ALL BUNNY/gOD FUSIONS MUST BE AT LONG LAST ENSHRINED HERE, PART 51)

(via yelle's music video for 'la musique')

i can't tell if he's a gay or not BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER NOW DOES IT AHAHAHA!

i never add anyone new to my list of music favorites on facebook, but i added penguin prison (did i really just link to a myspace page? yes. yes, i did). i noticed his initial blogosphere hype a while back and since i hate blogosphere hype i noted only his HOTNESS. then i saw holy ghost! open for lcd at terminal 5 and there penguin prison was, dancing all cute with a tambourine at hand whilst singing backup for them. so i finally got into his few original songs and remixes that are splattered all over his record label blog (did i really just link to a record label blogspot page? yes. yes, i did) and was all, 'okay, fine, he writes super-catchy pop melodies and is mega good at producing lo-fi electro-esque shit too!' AND THEN I HEARD HIS REMIX OF GOLDFRAPP'S 'ROCKET' AND THAT SEALED DA DEAL AND NOW I WANT 2 MAKE OUT WITH AND MARRY HIM THE VERY SECOND PROP 8 IS OVERTURNED LATER TODAY OMFFGGGGGG! (did i really just write a real blog entry? yes. yes, i did.)

God photo of the week

i like it when She 'directs' 'movies'

her trademark screech isn't, like, there anymore but his j'amazing hair TOTALLY makes up for it!

OH. MY. GOD. so i was shamefully listening to the david guetta album and getting sad that a few of the non-singles on there were the best that we were gonna get at the moment for anything remotely 2 unlimited-sounding, BUT THEN I LOOKED AROUND ON WIKIPEDIA AND GOOGLE AND FOUND RAY & ANITA'S BRAND-NEW SINGLE 'IN DA NAME OF LOVE'!!!! AND IT'S, LIKE, INSANELY GOOD!!!! AND IT HAS A 'DA' IN DA TITLE!!! AND I'VE ALREADY LISTENED TO IT, LIKE, 40 TIMES!!! okay, sure, it's technically not a 2 unlimited production—the original producers own that name and all that music or something—but this sure sounds like the PERFECT update of what 2 unlimited should be, with the personalities we love still intact (but hopefully not dying from breast cancer, as has been reported?!?!)! OMFGGGGGGG!!!!